Pumpkin!

 A woman was asked by a coworker, "What is it like to be a Christian?"
The woman replied, "It is like being a pumpkin. God picks you from the
patch, brings you in and washes all the dirt off of you. Then he cuts off the
top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of doubt,
hate, greed, etc., and then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see."

This was passed on to me by another pumpkin. Now it is your turn to
pass it to a pumpkin. I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch.